Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Ben Folds Live


I never saw the Beatles in concert. It's a stunning oversight, I know. But tickets were always hard to come by, what with the Fab Four permanently disbanding a decade before my birth and all. Instead, the only way I'll ever hear the Beatles playing Beatles songs is by listening to their albums. Granted, the fact that Abbey Road and Sgt. Pepper are always just the click of a "play" button away is no small consolation. But somewhere in the world there's a sixty-year-old version of me who can actually tell people, "I once watched John, Paul, George, and Ringo do their thing live." How can I not envy that person? 

That's one of the great privileges of experiencing live music. Even the best recordings, however polished or pristine, are only artifacts – preserved evidence of moments past. But a live performance is the moment. It's an event that closes the distance between music makers and music lovers, turning once-remote listeners into first-hand witnesses. It's a real-life experience where memories are recorded as much by the senses as by any camera or microphone. And it's a chance to say, long after your favorite performer has taken their final bow, I was there.

One artist keenly attuned to the magic of these live-music moments is an ivory-tickling idol of mine named Ben Folds. 


I first saw Ben Folds Five play in the spring of 2000, during their last tour before splitting up later that year. They were easily my favorite band back then, and I still consider Mr. Folds one of the finest pop-musicians out there. Needless to say, it was a huge thrill to see them play. And though I managed to catch another four of his solo shows over the next decade, it was always a special privilege to be able to say I saw Ben Folds back in his "Five" days. I felt like I'd witnessed a bit of 90s pop-music history, because, that's right, I was there. 

Likewise, Ben Folds Five played an important role in Dan-history, coming along at an especially pivotal moment in my life. I bought my first BF5 CD in early 1998, during my senior year in high school. I was your typical shy, awkward teenager full of adolescent angst and confusion. But I was also growing into a more open, more aware individual that year. It was a crucial period of self-discovery and personal awakening. Yup, that was the year I realized I was a gay guy. And this sweet new CD, Whatever And Ever Amen, was its non-stop soundtrack. 


Of course, Ben Folds Five weren't the reason I came out as gay. But my instant affinity for the group reflected a new facet of my emerging identity. They were the first band I'd discovered entirely on my own, signaling a newly independent and daring shift in my musical tastes. Where my prior preferences had been relatively tame (that's tame, with a "t", friends), BF5 were loud, smart-alecky, and did just enough cussing to make me feel like a total badass when I listened to them. Their catchy, piano-driven "punk rock for sissies" was an exciting new sound for the newer, edgier (but forever geeky) me. 

Ben Folds Five split up soon after that, but twelve years later, the trio has reunited for a new album and tour. So when they made a stop in Seattle earlier this month, I got to relive the thrill of seeing them play live. 

Their set, tough featuring a bit of the new stuff, consisted mostly of songs from their late-90s heyday. It was a great show, with a nice blend of nostalgia and in-the-moment musical bliss. Indeed, even though I found myself drifting happily back to 1998 for much of the night, Mr. Folds has an uncanny knack for keeping his audience present for the here-and-now moments that make live performances so magical.

There's nothing new about a good ol' fashioned audience sing-along. But where some performers might simply encourage this kind of participation, Ben Folds relies on it. Take, for example, the BF5 classic "Army" – a song largely defined by its robust horn section. Instead of cutting this brass-heavy number from the three-man band's set-list, Folds simply enlists the eager voices in his audience to fill the void. At the key moment, Maestro Ben gives his cue, and a thousand-person chorus erupts with a boisterous and surprisingly spot-on counterpoint of "bah-dap-baahs," delivering the most rousing moment of the entire show.

This clever audience-as-horns bit goes back at least as far as Folds's 2002 solo tour, and it has since become a staple of his live shows. But apart from the expected delights of a given concert, it's the more spontaneous moments that really make each show unique and interesting. At this last BF5 show, it was things like the band's impromptu, tongue-in-cheek rendition of "Reunited." Or the amusing moment when Folds blanked on his lyrics mid-song and had to slowly backtrack to the preceding verse (rather than bullshitting his way through, as he confessed to often doing). And past surprises for me have included fun covers of classic 80s songs, sweet onstage cameos by the likes of Moby, and killer duets with one-time tourmate Rufus Wainwright. 

But if there's any one thing that draws me to a Ben Folds concert, it's the piano. Folds may be a fine singer, and an exceptional songwriter, but the man is a freaking brilliant pop-pianist. As a quasi-passable player myself, I feel like I have a little extra appreciation (and no small amount of envy) for his ridiculous piano chops. When I see him play live, I find myself mesmerized by his dancing fingers, watching them bounce from graceful arpeggios to layered glissandos to full-bodied, key-smashing chords. I stand completely in awe of the man's formidable talent, entranced by each deftly pounded keystroke. And I only snap out of it when Folds cuts out with his signature post-game sign-off: hurling the piano stool clear across the stage and nailing the baby grand squarely in its 88-tooth grin. It's a final flash of rowdy, carefree showmanship – a piano man's answer to the guitar-smashing rockers of yore – and it effing rules. 

A sweet commemorative Frisbee I scored back in '08
I've now seen Ben Folds in concert a total of six times, and counting. Maybe that'll impress a few folks thirty years from now, but I'm not holding my breath that BF5 will be remembered as my generation's Beatles. Nevertheless, for an artist safely regarded as one of my personal favorites, I've checked the I was there box, and then some. (I was even in the audience for the version of "Philosophy" that appears on the Ben Folds Live album. Check it out!) But bragging rights aside, the reason I do my best to catch Ben Folds whenever he's in town is that he consistently rewards me with fantastic performances. I'll always have his albums to listen to, and his songbooks live perpetually by my piano's side. But as long as he's the guy who puts on a terrific show, I'll be the guy looking to score tickets. Because each live performance is a unique experience for which there is no substitute, and the memories of having been there are priceless. 



Monday, February 18, 2013

Presidents of the Land

My President's Day salute to all the oath-swearing, veto-wielding, armed-forces-commanding players of the Executive Branch gang, including:

"Money"
"Stretch"

"Wheels"

and "Long-Form"
Hello, friends. I would like to wish you all a very happy President's Day! As you might already know, I'm a big ol' U.S. presidents buff (and have been since 5th grade when I memorized all of the presidents' names, you know, for fun). So how does a guy like me celebrate this most exciting of holidays? By not going to work, for one thing. (God bless bank holidays.) Also, by posting a list of random but totally interesting facts about U.S. presidents. Nothing too heavy here. Just a few of my favorite bits of presidential trivia. It's geeky holiday fun for the whole family. So read, learn, and above all, enjoy! 

Did you know that ... 
  • George Washington wore dentures made of hippopotamus tusk.
  • John Adams died on the 50th anniversary of American independence – July 4th, 1826. His last words were, "Thomas Jefferson Survives." But he was incorrect, as Jefferson died on the exact same day, several hours earlier.
  • Thomas Jefferson ordered a list of his major accomplishments to be inscribed on his tombstone. This inscription omits the fact that he had been president for eight years.
  • James Madison was the shortest U.S. president, at 5 feet 4 inches tall. 
  • James Monroe was the last president of the Founding Fathers Generation, and in 1830 he became the third (and, to date, the last) president to die on the Fourth of July.
  • John Quincy Adams was known for routinely skinny dipping in the Potomac River.
  • Andrew Jackson is said to have exchanged pistol-fire in anywhere from a dozen to over 100 duels throughout his life. The future president famously killed expert marksman Charles Dickinson in their 1806 "interview."
  • Martin Van Buren was the first president born a U.S. citizen (his predecessors were all born British subjects), and the only president for whom English was a second language (Dutch being his first).  
  • William Henry Harrison had the shortest presidency, dying from pneumonia 32 days after he was sworn in.
  • John Tyler was elected to the Confederate Congress during the Civil War. He died in 1862, in open rebellion against the nation over which he had once presided.
  • Zachary Taylor was the father-in-law of Confederate president Jefferson Davis. 
  • James Buchanan was the only president to have never married.
  • Abraham Lincoln created the U.S. Secret Service – to combat rampant counterfeiting – on the day of his assassination in 1865. The agency assumed presidential-protection duty in 1902 in response to the assassination of William McKinley.
  • Ulysses S. Grant, heroic Union general of the Civil War, couldn't stand the sight of blood.
  • James A. Garfield was ambidextrous, and could write simultaneously in Greek with one hand and Latin with the other.
  • Grover Cleveland had part of his upper jaw surgically removed early in his second term. For the purpose of secrecy, the operation took place aboard a friend's private yacht as it sailed off of the coast of Long Island.
  • Theodore Roosevelt, while campaigning for a third presidential term in 1912, delivered a 90-minute speech only moments after taking a would-be assassin's bullet in the chest.
  • William Howard Taft became Chief Justice of the Supreme Court after leaving the presidency. As such, he was the only president to administer the oath of office to subsequent presidents (Coolidge and Hoover).
  • Woodrow Wilson was the only president to hold a Ph.D. (in political science, from Johns Hopkins University).
  • Calvin Coolidge was the only president born on Independence Day (1872). 
  • Herbert Hoover, a native of Iowa, was the first person born west of the Mississippi River to become president.
  • Franklin D. Roosevelt married his fifth-cousin, Eleanor, who opted to keep her maiden name: Roosevelt. At their wedding, Eleanor was given away by her uncle, then-president Theodore Roosevelt.
  • Harry Truman was the last president to have never attended college. 
  • Dwight D. Eisenhower had never voted prior to running for president in 1952.
  • John F. Kennedy was the youngest person to be elected president, winning the office at age 43. (Teddy Roosevelt became president at 42, but only by succeeding his assassinated predecessor, William McKinley.) 
  • Lyndon B. Johnson had a wife, two daughters, and a dog, all with the initials LBJ (Lady Bird, Luci Baines, Lynda Bird, and Little Beagle Johnson).
  • Richard Nixon was the only president to be succeeded by an appointed (rather than elected) vice president – Gerald Ford. 
  • Gerald Ford was the longest-lived president, dying at the age of 93 years and 165 days. (Reagan was a close second, living only 45 fewer days).
  • Ronald Reagan was the only president to have been divorced. He split from his first wife, Jane Wyman, in 1948, and married Nancy Davis in 1952.
  • George H.W. Bush, at age 19, was the youngest Naval aviator of World War II.
  • Bill Clinton was the first president to have his inaugural ceremony broadcast live on the Internet. 
  • Barack Obama holds the record for both first and second most popular votes ever received by a presidential candidate. (69.5 million in 2008 and 65.9 million in 2012).
Did you also know that ...
  • James is the most common first name among the presidents (6). John comes in second (5), and William is third (4).
  • Virginia is the most popular state for presidential births (8), with Ohio coming in a close second (7). Massachusetts and New York are tied for third (4 each).
  • There have been 47 vice presidents, but only 14 of them have advanced to the presidency. 
  • The vice presidency was originally awarded not to a president's running mate, but to the second-place winner in the Electoral College. It was only after the 1804 ratification of the 12th Amendment, which allowed the electors to cast separate votes for president and vice president, that candidates for each office began teaming up on tandem partisan tickets.
  • Abigail Adams holds the unique distinction of being both the first Second Lady and the second First Lady.
  • Hillary Clinton, as Secretary of State, became the only First Lady to have held a place in the presidential line of succession (4th in line, to be exact).  
  • Robert Todd Lincoln, in addition to having attended his father's deathbed, was an eyewitness to the shooting of James Garfield, and was a presidential guest at the event where William McKinley was gunned down. His uncanny association with this string of untimely presidential deaths led Lincoln to refuse all invitations to appear publicly with subsequent presidents. The one exception he made was an appearance with Warren G. Harding at the dedication of the Lincoln Memorial in 1922. Harding suffered a fatal heart attack the following year.
  • Three presidents have tied the knot during their presidencies, Grover Cleveland being the only one to wed at the White House (and also the only one to have a child born inside the executive mansion).
  • The private-market value of the White House is estimated to be roughly $295 million.


Presidents of the land, I salute you!


Friday, February 8, 2013

He's Baaaaack ...

Greetings, friends! Just wanted to let you all know that, after another lengthy hiatus, I'm back to blogging. Excitement, she wrote! 

A lot's been going on since I last posted. For instance, there was this one night in November where same same-sex marriage was legalized in THREE MORE STATES (including my home state of Washington). That brings the total to nine, plus D.C., and counting. **High fives!** Also that night, we re-elected this guy.* So yeah, wins all around.

And perhaps most notably for Mike and me, there's been our big decision big decision to move to New York City later this year (more on that later). 

Oh yeah, also while I was away, this happened: 

And a 3.98 GPA to boot. Not too shabs.
Anyway, I have a lot more to share, and a four-day weekend just begging to be filled with blog time, so stay tuned, folks. We're gonna have some fun. 

It's great to be back!  

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*(Significant for a number of reasons, of course, but the presidents-nerd in me would be remiss if he didn't point out that this is the first time in almost 200 years that three consecutive presidents have been elected to more than one term. History rules.)

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Regina Spektor at the Paramount


I saw Regina Spektor in concert for the first time back in 2009 at the Paramount Theater in Seattle. Ever since, that performance has ranked high among my all-time favorite shows by a popular musician. I straight-up adore Regina Spektor, and if only I were heterosexual, and not madly in love with this guy, I would totally make it my life's mission to woo and marry her. She is a delightful performer who seems genuinely delighted to be on stage. And, as you might imagine, girlfriend's got some serious chops as a pianist, vocalist, and composer of music. There's really nothing not to love about her.

The one thing missing from that otherwise outstanding show three years ago was
Mike. Like so many things of entrancing beauty, I feel Miss Spektor's music is best enjoyed in the company of one's true love. (I know. Barf). I take full credit for eventually turning Mike on to her music, but at this early-ish point in our relationship, she had yet to take hold.

Fast-forward to last week, and we find
Mr. Curato gleefully humming tunes like "On the Radio" and singing along with "Us" as he purchases our tickets to Regina's latest show at the Paramount. He'd fallen for her at last, and was now coming with me to see her. Mission accomplished.

I'll spare you a long, wordy review of the performance itself, except to say that Regina was as delightful as ever. She was in top musical form, and seemed to be truly enjoying herself and all the affection from her doting audience.
She played every song I was hoping to hear (well, almost), and there were more that a few "I'm so happy to be here with the person I love" moments. (I know. More barf). And despite Mike's being stuck behind a big-haired, busy-headed gal, and my being stuck next to an annoyingly fidgety tween, the view from our seats was terrific. We even spotted the lovely Kimya Dawson kickin' it in the audience (the opening act had been the lead guitarist for the The Moldy Peaches), so that was big bonus thrill for us.

So yes, all in all, it had been a lovely and satisfying evening of music. I haven't been much of a concert-goer lately, so it's always a pleasure when the ones I do make it to prove to be truly worthwhile. And I feel particularly lucky to have such a willing and musically compatible partner in Mike. It really makes the experience that much sweeter.

Now, a video clip from Regina's 2009 Seattle show. Enjoy!

Monday, August 13, 2012

Left Handers Day: How Did I Not Know About This?

Apparently, today is Left Handers Day. I had no idea.

I was beginning to wonder why so many posts like this were showing up in my Facebook feed today (thanks, Mary!). I guess that explains it. This has supposedly been going on for twenty-three years, so again, as a proud, lifelong lefty, WHY A
M I JUST LEARNING ABOUT THIS NOW?

Anyway, in honor of this special day, please enjoy these fun facts I've put together about lefties:

  • Lefties make up only about 13% of the population, but they account for 50% of the last fourteen U.S. presidents. (Half of The Beatles, too!)
  • Lefties are twice as likely to qualify for membership in Mensa. (Should come as no surprise to anyone who spends time with me.)
  • Lefties are three times more prone to alcoholism than righties. (I'm also Irish, so basically, I'm screwed.)
  • "Stewardesses," "reverberated," and "desegregated" are the longest English words that can be typed using only the left-hand side of a standard keyboard. (You're now looking down at your keyboard and testing this for yourself. Admit it.)
  • Each year, many millions of left-handed Americans are killed, maimed, or humiliated while operating everyday gadgets designed for right-handed use. (Okay, maybe a slight exaggeration there, but seriously, research shows that we lefties are far more accident prone and have significantly shorter lifespans than our righty counterparts. Crap.)
  • Jack the Ripper was a lefty, which kinda makes sense when you consider that the Latin word for left is "sinister." (But how, then, do we explain Dexter?)
  • Bart Simpson (along with many other Springfieldianites) is a lefty, and has been consistently animated as such for the over twenty years. (A tribute to Matt Groening's own left-handedness.)
  • I am the lone lefty among my parents' thirteen children. (Yes, I'm a freak.)
  • Lefties are empirically awesome. (This is fact. Don't question it. I've done some studies.)

Okay, that's all I've got. I do hope that everyone was able to enjoy post, and that you righties out there didn't feel too left out.

A Happy Left Handers Day to you all!


An old birthday gift from my Great-Aunt Marie. Bless her soon-to-be-100-year-old heart.

Friday, August 10, 2012

Mike's Big-Time Book Deal


Greetings, SOTD visitors! I realize some of you may already know about this, but I just had to take a little blog-space to share some incredibly exciting news (and to shamelessly brag on my amazing and soon-to-be-famous boyfriend).
Earlier this week, Mike, who has long aspired to be an author-illustrator of children's books, announced to the world that he's landed his very first book deal with a big-time publisher. After considering several generous offers, he's agreed to a three-book hitch with Henry Holt Books for Young Readers. (Apparently, a three-book deal is quite the coup for a first-time author). Here's the official press release as it appeared in Publishers Weekly:

Laura Godwin at Henry Holt has bought world English rights to three picture books by debut author-artist Mike Curato, featuring his character Elly the Polka-Dotted Elephant; the books are scheduled to come out annually beginning in fall 2014. Curato, a graphic designer living in Seattle, won the Portfolio Award at the SCBWI winter conference earlier this year. Brenda Bowen of Greenburger Associates brokered the deal, which Godwin won at auction.

Yep, that was in PUBLISHERS WEEKLY. You know. No big.

Needless to say, Mike is elated beyond words. I believe "in a surreal trance" best describes his state of mind over the past few days. This is basically the realization of his lifelong dream, so yeah, he's in a pretty good mood. I know I'm far from alone when I say I could not be more thrilled for him, and I am SO EFFING PROUD OF HIM.

This is a journey Mike's been on since long before we knew each other, of course, stretching all the way back to wee Mikey's first pre-school art classes. Indeed, his dream of becoming a great illustrator was one of the very first things I learned about him. Not long after we met, I noticed that every bookstore visit with Mike included a lengthy browse in the children's section. He told me of his then-stalled efforts to break into the business, showing me the sidelined mock-up he'd pitched to at least one major publisher. And with a look at his exceptional work, it was quickly apparent to me that Mike is a serious, out-of-my-league talent who is destined for great things. 

Since then it's been quite a ride for Mike professionally. In the four years we've been together, he's gone from freelancing as a graphic designer, to heading up the design team of a Seattle tech company, then back to freelancing, to anxiously pouring his heart into the launch of his own specialty wedding-invite business. But amidst the all-around craziness of life, Mike still made time here and there to perfect his art, and to kindle his simmering aspirations. 

Late last year, after illustrating an author-friend's self-published debut title, Mike put together a successful and spirit-boosting exhibition of his recent work, enthusiastically (and appropriately) hosted by Cupcake Royale in Seattle. The show featured a series of charming new portraits of one of his best-loved characters, Elly the Polka-Dotted Elephant. Naturally, the pairing of delectable sweets and enchanting images like this one proved irresistible to local admirers. Seattle was in love. 

Things really began to take off for Mike when he attended the Society of Children's Book Writers and Illustrators (SCBWI) winter conference in New York earlier this year. On little more than a long-shot whim, he entered the conference's Portfolio Award competition, and was, to his own amazement, awarded first place. His win was immediately followed by an overwhelming barrage of solicitations from agents, editors, publishers, and other folks in the biz eager to snap up this emerging talent and his adorable little elephant. In an exhilarating instant, Mike had been discovered, and was tagged as a rising star in children's literature. It was now simply matter of choosing the right agent, and locking down the best book deal. 

Mike has since teamed up with the fabulous Brenda Bowen, who, in their short time together, has become his tireless advocate, deftly brokering the extraordinary book deal we're now celebrating. 

At this point I would say, "and the rest is history," if only that remotely resembled the truth. But the reality is that most of the story here has yet to be written. A lot of craziness is about to come Mike's way (believe me, I've seen some of the book-deal deets, and this publisher has big plans for little Elly), but truly wonderful things lie ahead for him as well. This is just the beginning of an exciting new journey for Mike, and I feel privileged just to be along for the ride.

So congratulations to you, my love Mike! I can't wait to see you achieve your dreams, to share in your upcoming adventures, and to watch the world fall in love with Elly!

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Long Weekend Productivity Fail

I am now in the waning hours of what was, for me, a five-day weekend. I did a lot of things with my free time. I got my hair cut, got lots of sun, attended a killer drag show, watched a few movies, took more than a few naps, did a bunch of grocery shopping, recovered from some kind of weird summertime flu, spent lots of quality time with Mike, and scored a couple of Regina Spektor tickets (!!!).

What I did not do is write five blog posts, which is how I had rather ambitiously (foolhardily?) planned to spend most of my free time. Not only did I not write anything new, but just now, I actually deleted the three existing draft-posts that I'd been "working on" for some time now (and which had gone stale in the process). So, instead of having produced a handful of witty and engaging vignettes from the Life of Dan,
I'm concluding my extra-long weekend eight blog posts (not counting this one) in the hole. It doesn't feel great.

I do feel like I have a couple of legitimate excuses for my five-day blogging fail
. I had been sick for the first part of my weekend, and then the sun was out ... A LOT. Plus, I don't know if you read, but we landed a freakin' school bus on Mars. (There must be some way I can blame that, right?) Also, quite honestly, I've been feeling a lack of blog-spiration lately. I'm afraid my life just hasn't been all that interesting or blog-post worthy these days. I'm sorry, but you can't force these things.

Now, I don't mean to be all Danny Downer here. Sure, I'm disappointed by my counter-productivity, and I know it's my own fault. But I also know I'll snap out of this little rut soon. And I'm certain that my current state of slacker-shame will melt away the very moment I click "publish" on my next great blog post.

In the meantime, I'm just gonna let Regina cheer me up. Enjoy!